Here are some
of my math jokes (motivated by Professor Achar):
If a mathematician want to
be an assassin, then what would be his weapon of choice...
What did Grothendieck get for himself on his high school graduation
day...
If Zariski and the world's most interesting man are having a fight,
then who will be the winner...
Quantum Group and Lie Algebra went to get a hair cut. Afterward, Quantum
Group said to Lie Algebra: you chose a good style. Then Lie Algebra
replied ...
Why is Victor Kac sad...